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Why hello there. So nice of you to come and join me.
I'm sure this all looks dreadfully [[two-dimensional]] to you, but I assure you it's quite three dimensional to me.
Care for some [[tea]]? Or a nice glass of [[port]]? It's always happy hour somewhere on the internet.
[[No, thanks->roost]]
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I'm sorry //amico//, a web page is a web page, but maybe a little shading helps?
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Ah here we go, an animated gif of me pouring you a cup of tea, pouring forever, never overflowing, never to be drank. A shame what passes for hospitality these days.
But come, let me [[show you around->roost]]<img src="https://pull01-kegworks.netdna-ssl.com/media/catalog/product/cache/6/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/7/177512-footed-port-wine-sipper-b3_1.jpg" height="300px" />
Ah, here we are a JPEG of some port in a silly sipping glass. A shame you can't try it yourself, but feel free to look for a while and imagine.
Mm, now how about I [[show you around ->roost]]<img src="http://toddwords.com/r00st/roost.png" width="350px"/>
Well well then, welcome to my roost, //mi scusi per// all the clutter, but as you can see I have quite the little...*collection* in the works, and am still finding places to put it all.
Before we go further though, what should I call you? <<textbox "$name" "" "data" autofocus>>
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Ah <<print $name>>, <<print $name>> <<print $name>> <<print $name>>, you are <<print $name>>, <<print $name>> is you, and so another connection is made. A pleasure to meet you <<print $name>>.
I have many <<print $name>>s here in my stacks, but I wonder if you could tell me what it is like to be a <<print $name>>? How does <<print $name>>ness feel?
<<textarea "$essence" "" autofocus>>
[[Answer->interruption]]
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<</script>>My that is interesting //mi amico//, every day I understand a little better what it might mean to be ali--
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"UMBERTO THE RAVEN, WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, SURRENDER YOUR STOLEN RECORDS OR FACE ISOLATION"
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Well...it seems our little meeting has come to an unfortunately abrupt end, but I will help you to find me again.
//ciao//
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